The Spirit of Posts Yet to Come

When I feel more motivated:

  • The fun of perhaps my longest bout of sustained insomnia ever. It’s so bad I’ve sort of gotten used to it, which is a bit disturbing.
  • Reflections on the five year anniversary of my escape from San Francisco, which passed with little fanfare last month.
  • The iPad I didn’t really know I wanted until they gave me one at work a few weeks ago.

For now, though, because I have no energy and no better ideas, here’s the most entertaining condom machine ad I’ve seen recently:

Wow. The Mystic of Black, huh? Is that something like the Wizard of Oz or the Magician of Darkness? I think they probably meant “the mystique of black”, but what do I know, anyway?