…that what I really want for my birthday on Tuesday is one solid week where I sleep well every night. Anything else is just icing on the cake. So to speak.

…of a time when I used to enjoy Saturdays, and even to look forward to them.

Wow. A Bachelor of Science in Professional Studies from the School of Leadership and Professional Advancement at Duquesne University! Maybe with that, I’d finally qualify for the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!