Valentine’s Day fun

I think there’s nothing quite so romantic as a nice colonoscopy on Valentine’s Day. And I got the bargain rate because no one else wants to schedule one today. (Yes, that was an alternative fact.)

Random things to keep in mind:

  • Not eating for 36-plus hours sucks.
  • Jello is disgusting and should be avoided. Ditto anything lemon or lime favored. And lemon or lime Jello is the worst of all.
  • Italian ice is your friend.
  • So are flushable wipes and petroleum jelly. Trust me on this.

It’s been a sucky two days, but as someone who has already lived through one flavor of cancer, I’m all about prevention and/or early detection of any others.

I’m also incredibly hungry. Only four more hours till solid food!


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Valentine’s Day fun — 1 Comment

  1. I drank a lot of iced green tea. That sort of helped the other cravings. And it wasn’t lemony.

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