Journals : 2003 : February
1 February 2003 | Link this
So yeah, being fully informed as to its location, we went and drove by Jimmy Stewart's apartment from Vertigo last night after dinner...
Before dinner, of course, we'd relived our respective childhoods, me in the living room with a Banana Splits marathon on Boomerang, and Mark in the office with his new Robotech DVDs. I must admit I'd forgotten how good Jan-Michael Vincent's ass looked when he was parading around Danger Island in those 1969 pants which gave him the perpetual wedgie. And how stupid those Arabian Nights cartoons were...
Dinner seemed a bit of an afterthought in the midst of all that, but it was pretty good too...
2 February 2003 | Link this
I was having a conversation with a friend and co-worker the other day and mentioned in context that I would never marry a pot-smoker. My friend was horrified and demanded an explanation. This has happened to me before, on several occasions. The funny thing is that if I'd announced that I'd never marry a cigarette-smoker (you know, a LEGAL vice), no one would have batted an eye and the chorus of "I understand completely" would have been near-unanimous...
Note that I didn't say that I thought marijuana should be illegal (I don't), but that I didn't particularly care for the idea of a user sharing MY OWN HOME with me. But I guess that, as a San Franciscan, I should be more tolerant when choosing which vices I want to be surrounded by, rating them by way of some pre-approved social acceptability scale rather than by how personally offensive or annoying I find them...
Sorry. That conversation has been bugging me since Thursday and I had to get it off my chest...
3 February 2002 | Link this
Unofficial deadline for getting out of this steaming shithole of a city: the end of the year. Maybe I'll expand later. So how was your weekend?
3 February 2003 Later | Link this
Tolerance: a heartfelt essay.
4 February 2003 | Link this
OK, does anyone REALLY believe that Dubya and his cowboy posse start quaking in their boots whenever San Francisco or San Jose or Berkeley passes a resolution condemning military action? Oh mercy. The folks in Berkeley don't want a war. We'd better pack it in right now, because as Berkeley goes, so goes the nation, right?
Note that the preceding statement has nothing to do with my attitude on any military action, pending or otherwise, but merely with my unending amusement that some city councils believe the federal government has any interest whatsoever in their positions on foreign policy...
5 February 2003 | Link this
So here's to you, Mr. Robinson: you might have a little more credibility if you weren't too chickenshit to include a valid email address in your repeated messages. But screamers like you only like it if no one can answer back or call you on your bullshit, right? I imagine you're a rather timid, ineffectual sort who can only string two words into a sentence when doing so anonymously. But if that's your trip, more power to you. I understand how much easier it is to win an argument when you don't let anyone else play. At least I get a chuckle every couple of weeks...
10 February 2003 | Link this
How could I not love a boy who would willingly spend a Saturday afternoon driving me around so I could take pictures of old supermarkets in Sacramento? It was a good weekend; we ransacked a dying Kmart, hit thrift stores, and ate well on Saturday and then spent Sunday together in the front room playing with our databases (with the shades open so the neighbors could see)...
The only down side was when I tried to introduce Mark to the joys of jerk pork Saturday afternoon. We strolled into a place on Broadway in Sacramento which turned out to be from hell. Anyone know a really kick-ass Jamaican place in San Francisco so I can try again?
10 February 2003 Later | Link this
Wow. Who expected this? Really, I'm shocked...
14 February 2003 | Link this
My Valentine...
14 February 2003 Later | Link this
Gone for the weekend, fleeing the bears, fireworks, and assorted chants and clichés in favor of cafeterias, Googie, and the heretofore unvisited Hollywood branch of Amoeba Records...
20 February 2003 | Link this
All feelings about potential military action aside, you gotta love the simple truth of this letter in yesterday's Chronicle:
I have to laugh every time I hear some peace demonstrator around here crow about how "courageous" it is to demonstrate against war. Courageous? It takes about as much courage to be anti-war in the Bay Area as it does to be anti-abortion in Vatican City.
And while I'm on the subject of newspapers, here's one of the creepiest paragraphs I've read in quite a while, from Saturday's LA Times. Note that the creepiness of what it says pales in comparison to the matter-of-fact manner in which it's said:
The lack of a head and hands has stymied efforts to identify the woman, and police can only speculate as to why the knees were missing. Perhaps the knees carried identifying marks, Seyler said, or perhaps they simply didn't fit inside whatever was use to transport the body parts.
Pictures from last weekend's trip to LA (which will include no kneecap shots whatsoever, thanks) coming this weekend...
24 February 2003 | Link this
Random thoughts for a Monday afternoon:
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What is wrong with our country and its priorities? How could the greatest nation on earth have gone so far downhill in such a short time? There are currently only eleven Howard Johnsons restaurants in operation nationwide (link via Jonno), while a quick scan of the white pages revealed that San Francisco alone is home to more than SIXTY Starbucks. How did we become a society which places a higher value on pretentious, overpriced coffee than on fried clam strips and ice cream? It's sad...
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This morning -- as I do so many days -- I watched a line of pedestrians crossing the Embarcadero midblock, against the light. Only this time, there was a car coming. Did the possibility of death by motor vehicle deter the hearty Bay Area pedestrians? Of course not. As a group, they somehow sensed that the protective safety cone provided by their own sense of self-satisfaction would no doubt protect them from any pain or inconvenience caused by an evil motorist. In fact, they looked down right surprised when the guy blew his horn to warn of his approach...
It reminds me of the story of the guy who died after being hit by a car on a busy street. His tombstone read "He had the right of way." These folks, alas, didn't even have THAT going for them. Keep in mind that I'm a pedestrian much more frequently than I'm a motorist, and I too like to assert my rights. It is not, however, something I'm prepared to die over. I'm not sure what pisses me off more: the fact that these idiots were so quick to put their own lives (and that of the driver) in danger, or the fact that they managed to make me sympathize with some yuppie guy driving a Mercedes...
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Those wacky tax and spend Republicans are at it again. The California GOP is now backing the multi-million dollar recall effort against Governor Gray Davis. Funny, I thought this particular party was supposed to be more concerned with eliminating wasteful spending than engaging in it. The idea is ludicrous; the recall will not be successful and its sole purpose is to soothe the egos of the party which managed to field a candidate so unappealing (Bill Simon) that he was unable to defeat the most unpopular politician in recent California history. Slimewad or not, Gray Davis won the election fair and decisively, which some would argue is far more than our current Republican President can say. Get the hell over it, people...
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Quoth a Richmond "homeless advocate" in yesterday's Chronicle, in response to that city's ban of alcohol within 15 feet of parks: "Where are the homeless going to drink, if not in the parks?" Where indeed? The mind boggles...
25 February 2003 | Link this
You know what I like? I like not having a headache like the really nasty, vaguely debilitating one I had last night. Not having a headache makes me happy...
Only one person today noticed that I snuck in a new cover photo yesterday featuring yer humble host standing smack dab in front of the real live Brady Bunch house. Maybe I didn't include enough of it. Or maybe no one cared. Anyway, more photos from LA coming soon, I promise...
28 February 2003 | Link this
Do you ever find yourself waking up in the middle of the night wondering what ever happened to Joe Piscopo? No? I didn't think so. Neither do I...