The Peaceful Gay and Lesbian Land

Stupidest sentence I’ve read today, from a site owner to whom I complained about being added to his mailing list against my will, and without ever having contacted him nor visited his stupid (commercial) site:

“There’s no need to be harsh in the peaceful gay and lesbian land.”

Oooh, the peaceful gay and lesbian land, where we’re all brothers and sisters who love one another. We don’t have to act appropriately, because we’re all gay (pronouced, of course, in a hushed, reverential tone). And being gay makes everything we do just fine and dandy, no matter how idiotic or annoying. To suggest otherwise would just be “homophobic”…

See David puke. See David puke up a big ol’ rainbow-colored stream of bile…