Bravo Bad

So I accidentally stumbled across this on Bravo. It’s supposed to be a depiction of “real gay life” (what ever that’s supopsed to be) featuring a bunch of annoying little wankers who work in upscale gyms, go to circuit parties in Florida, and engage in something called “Faggot Feud”. Hold me back. My pride is bursting at the seems…

I expected something a little better out of Bravo, and remind them that (a) shows about homosexuals who do interesting things are good, and (b) shows about homosexuals who do little other walk around “being gay” are terribly boring…

Anyway, I’m hot and tired and cranky and overloaded with work I don’t feel like doing, and the only salvation for the evening was finding the Two Fat Ladies (it’s been a while) after I scurried for the remote…

Other things I was going to write about but have decided to skip for the evening:

  • Lottery Fever (or why I’d rather bet on horse races)
  • Applesauce (or how something made from apples can have so little nutritional value)
  • Annoying commercials for prescription medications (or why I think I’d rather just urinate thirty times a day)