Broad Suckage

AT&T Broadband, let me count the ways that you suck. Could it be your antiquated cable system and your limited channel capacity? Your frequent outages? The fact that I could get a more watchable signal on my local stations using rabbit ears? Or maybe it’s just the very fact that you’re a part of AT&T at all, which by default means that customer service and a quality product are foreign concepts to you?

Anyway, you’re history at my house as of next Friday. And when your telemarketers call, begging me to come back, be assured that I will not treat them gently…

Sorry to be so out of touch this week. I’m using the fact that Mark will be doing the Mother’s Day thing this weekend as an excuse to do some long-delayed work on Bottles, and I’ve been getting an early start all week long. It’s rare for me to feel this industrious; I have to use it while I have it. Look for the updates by Monday, if you care…

Now it’s back to Cops (assuming the cable doesn’t go out for the next half hour) and promoting sweeps month on The WB