Patty Sue

Ah, I remember her well and had been wondering recently what she was up to. For the record, this is quite possibly the most unpleasant person I’ve ever met — anywhere –and on two occasions, I had the pleasure of kicking her out of a retail establishment I was managing for being loud and abusive to me and to my co-workers. She finally hit the road when I picked up the phone to call the police…

When she threatened to sue me at one point, I informed her that nothing would make me happier than to collect my full salary for sitting in a courtroom watching her make an ass of herself…

It’s because of people like “Patty Sue” that I sometimes regret not believing there’s such a place as hell. Either way, I get to fantasize about her eventually dying homeless and penniless and even more miserable than she’s made everyone who’s ever come in contact with her…