Superlatives

This week’s superlatives:

  • Most stupid comment I’ve heard on the news: “Authorities are wondering if a recent murder could have been prevented.” Just my own bias, I guess, but I thought that ALL murders were, by definition, preventable…
  • Most stupid comment I’ve read in the paper, from a column on the dangers of pit bulls: “The human community has been in denial for 20 years.” The HUMAN COMMUNITY??? Couldn’t we have gotten some couterpoint from, say, the attack dog community or the flea community? Jeez…
  • Most stupid feature I’ve read about in the new version of Microsoft Word for Mac: a much easier method for inserting movies. Do people really need to add movies to word processing documents all that frequently? I don’t get it…
  • Most strangely appealing song I’d almost forgotten but heard on Flashback Alternatives: “Heaven (Must Be There)” by Eurogliders
  • Best accidental find on the DVR: the Addams Family episode of The New Scooby Doo Movies on Boomerang Sunday morning…