Just Say No

If I were a parent, I’d thank the Great Pumpkin every day for advocacy groups and lawsuits like this one, which demonstrate a tireless commitment to absolving me and my peers of any personal responsibility whatsoever for how our children are raised…

Why merely turn off the TV or (Great Pumpkin forbid) say “no” to your kids when you can sue someone else into saving you the effort? Or why make your kids do their homework when you can simply sue the school system for a better grade?

Litigation: the top-rated American substutute for parenting skills twenty years running…