I Hate This Apartment

You’re about to experience the hottest day of the year so far, with a high of 89. You’re about to die from all the pollen. You’re worn out from a long trip. Your betrothed, who is even more heat-sensitive than you, is coming home home tonight after being in a cooler climate for three weeks. The next event in this cycle is what?

Problems with the air conditioner, of course…