From an article in the Charlotte Observer last week:
An apparently intoxicated employee of Rock City Tavern was arrested using the bathroom on the roof of the business early Thursday morning, police say.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but he was arrested specifically because he was not using the bathroom. If there had been an actual bathroom on the roof, and if he had been using that, there wouldn’t have been a problem.
The issue here, though, was that he was urinating someplace other than a bathroom. Thus he was not “using the bathroom” at all.
Got it? Good.