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Really, I like to hear from people. The reality, though, is that while I read all my mail, I don't answer a lot of it. It's nothing personal, and I feel bad about it, but sitting in front of my computer is not a top priority these days. So please get in touch, but don't feel slighted if you don't hear back from me quickly (or at all).

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Anonymous messages will be discarded. Flames will be extingushed, ignored, or published, at my sole discretion. Disagree all you want, but keep a civil tongue in your head, goshdarn it. If you're discussing a specific page, please give some indication which one it is.
If you're too chickenshit (and too insecure in your opinions) to include a valid return address, don't bother writing because you're an idiot and I couldn't care less what you think anyway.
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