Note to the guy with the red and black Airwalks and the wraparound sunglasses who’s been getting on the 12-Folsom at Seventh Street around 8:30 AM all week: you look like the biggest jerk who ever walked the face of the earth. Wanna screw around?
Yeah, that’s always been a problem for me: many of the people I find myself sexually attracted to as I’m walking down the street also tend to be people I wouldn’t want to have a conversation with otherwise. Fortunately, that’s not true in all cases. Mostly just those where I’m walking down the street at 8:30 in the morning…
Really…
I’d love to offer some wonderful new news and insights, but mostly I’ve just been working, cursing the pollen, and fantasizing about sticking it to that guy in the bus shelter while he’s wearing nothing but his red and black Airwalks and his wraparound sunglasses…
Now get out of here. It’s spring. My mind is wandering. Go say happy birthday to Dan…