I’m Toxic

There are all kinds of procedures to follow when one has radioactive iodine treatment. For example, I’m supposed to stay at least two feet away from anyone with whom I’m to have prolonged contact. I’m supposed to “void” often, flush twice each time I do it, and wipe up misfires immediately…

But I can never find answers to really relevant questions like what to do with the towel I use after wanking. I’ve just never been fond of using Kleenex as a substitute…