Yer Humble Host, twenty-five years ago this week. I was mopping the floor at the now-departed McDonald’s in Greensboro’s Four Seasons Mall. I’m very happy that the words “McDonald’s” and “mall” are pretty much no longer in my vocabulary, and that “mopping” is only a peripheral part, at best.
What the photo doesn’t show is that I’m about to hit the little brat over the head with my mop handle for walking across my just-mopped floor. I’m also very happy that the words “hit the little brat over the head” are still very much a part of my vocabulary.