Today’s lessons from a very productive day that also involves a new dishwasher and getting these damned stitches out of my gums:
- Do not speed in or around Emporia, Virginia. It’s a pretty notorious speed trap, and a minor violation in Virginia can become a major one hack home in North Carolina.
- If you ignore rule #1, it apparently helps a lot not to have had any convictions for moving violations in the past 25 years. But you still probably need a lawyer.
Not that I’ve gained any of this knowledge firsthand or anything…