Technology That Works

Technology which works the way it’s supposed to gets me all squishy and excited. I just upgraded the satellite package online, and the new channels appeared instantly. Didn’t have to plug the receivers into the phone line or anything. Somehow I never had that kind of luck with the evil AT&T

And, as luck would have it, the first thing I found in my new lineup was a documentary on Alfred Hitchcock, which made things just that much more orgasmic…

Looks like my bachelorhood ends in about ten days. I’m still waiting for that bachelor party

Exit Numbers

This kept me up way too late tonight. As I think I’ve mentioned before, California is now doing what every other state in the union did thirty years ago and adding exit numbers on all its freeways. And here’s the full list detailing plans for the Golden State’s bold leap forward into the 1970s…

Mmmm. Databases.

When I think about what I really like as far as the web, technology, etc. go, I realize that I’m more excited by information and data (and sometimes by neat little automation tricks) than by actual design. I like organizing things, categorizing them, finding new ways to search, sort, and reassemble them…

That’s not to say that I don’t like presenting them in a pleasing way; that excites me too, and I think I have at least a slight grasp of good deign principles. But as a rule, I get more of a techno-boner about Filemaker and even Excel (imagine, a Microsloth program which actually works well…) than about, say, Illustrator (whose Bezier curves I have neither the will nor the stamina to decipher…). It’s really cool, though, to find a way to make dry data look good AND be functional…

I’ve been known to sit in front of my computer all night working on a new Filemaker database (you should see the “supermarkets” directory on my G4) to which I’ll eventually refer, at most, about once or twice a month. I’ll spend hours on some pointless little CGI script which may give me a day’s worth of amusement once it goes live. I’ll sometimes spend a day or two trying to make Dreamweaver’s back end do something it doesn’t think it can do (with inconsistent success, alas). This is what gives me a sense of accomplishment…

But it’s as much about the actual data involved as it is about the nuts and bolts. I couldn’t get so excited if the subject were, say, the flora and fauna of Central Iowa. Technology for technology’s sake (and data for data’s sake) does not excite me; technology which has some useful purpose in my life does. I don’t want to understand every aspect of how a database program works, but I do want to understand enough that I can make it do exactly what I want and have the result look exactly as I want it to…

I’m not sure if this makes me right-brained, left-brained, or some strange centrist hybrid. Would that my life and my apartment were as neat and organized and attractively arranged as my miscellaneous sources of information…

Now to try, once again, to solve the dilemma of turning those thousands of dirty pictures into some sort of super database so that I can immediately find that shot of some dark-haired guy getting fucked on a barstool while wearing nothing but his Adidas and a baseball cap…

It’ll keep my hands busy until tomorrow, when I have someone to occupy them…

Commentary Track

I hate that I can’t watch first season episodes of The Simpsons on TV anymore without wanting to switch to the DVD commentary track and hearing tales of how bad the animation was. All the same, I’m glad my local rerun carrier has cycled back to older episodes. Maybe I’ll see my favorite again soon…

Love/Hate

The above via Ultramundane, which is populated by a fellow New Schooler, although neither of us bears much resemblance to the one in the photo…

Things I hate tonight:

  • Stupid soccer moms at Target who don’t quite grasp the concept of “six items or less” and don’t even take out their checkbooks to beging writing a check (who writes checks anymore anyway?) until the last possible second.
  • The inability of Alberstons to staff their stores properly.
  • Tower Records now that they close at 10:00 on weeknights.

Things I love tonight:

  • The Young Ones, which I hadn’t seen in about ten years until tonight.
  • Not having to get up at any specific time tomorrow.
  • Four-day weekends with three-day weekend guests.

Randomly Friday

So my high school reunion is tentatively scheduled for the first week in November in Greensboro. I used to have dreams of going to it with a drag queen in a sequined nightgown as my date, to show my contempt for the people I graduated with. Now I just don’t care anymore. I never cared much for my high school classmates. And I prefer to think the feeling was mutual…

I overslept this morning, and now I fell all fuzzy-headed and dehydrated. The latter probably has to do with the fact that my dinner last night was so garlic-soaked that I can still taste it, even after brushing my teeth twice. Gotta love Rocco’s on Folsom…

For the record, I already hate this idea

And I’m lukewarm about this one too, but you sort of have to respect this guy for having enough geek in him to do the job right. Even CalTrans seems a little impressed…

The Weekend

Sittting in a diner this morning with Mark, reading the Fresno Bee, I noticed a wire service blurb which mentioned that 14,000 San Franciscans demonstrated on Saturday against “war, racism, and poverty”. I guess it’s always good to have a clear focus…

Seriously, though, how exactly does one demonstrate against poverty? Isn’t that sort of like demonstrating against, say, death by natural causes? No one’s really in favor of it, but it’s something of an inevitability…

Anyway, it was a good weekend. Saw The Shroud, took several bucks off my net worth through sheer gluttony, and watched Mark get his satellite connected. Now I can’t wait for mine…

Otherwise: another of my babies went live tonight, only four days until Siouxsie, and a happy birthday to Jeff, who doesn’t seem to be getting my email…

More pictures from the Northwest tomorrow, along with (just maybe) a new rant…

Love is:

  • Library dates…
  • Being almost as turned on by the fact that he’s getting obsessive about your favorite software package as you are by the assorted snogging…
  • When he’s willing to pull out the blue ones for you…

Sorry. That was a little mushy. It’s late…

And notice that I said “almost”…

Of bloggers and codes

OK, I’ll bite:

B9 d++ t++ k s+ f i o+ x+ e++ l c-

But does it cause problems fro this code that I refuse to use the term “blog”? This is only partially due to the fact that it sounds like something I might cough up on a Sunday morning when I’ve been out drinking and smoking too much the night before…

“Dude, you’re spittin’ big ol’ chunky blogs all over the floor.”

Awww, I remember when I used to be able to drink…

Anyway, I’m gone to Fresno for the next few days, so don’t expect updates or email. I haven’t seen Mark since New Year’s Day. Needless to say, I’m rather anxious. I may even get to fondle his sexy new toy

Geeky Weekend

If nothing else, it was a rather geeky weekend. I’m in the middle of transferring the last of my domains over to Pair; Planet SOMA should arrive there in 24-48 hours, and I’ll be through with Verio for good. I will be happy…

I’ve also transferred the contact forms on all the sites (as they all lived at Planet SOMA), fidgeted with the SSI (sometimes successfully and sometimes not), and made other tiny changes to my assorted Apache configuration files to clean up the mess that my hosting had become over the past year. If you run into anything strange, please let me know

Other than the above, my weekend involved burgers at the Bullshead, getting pissed off that no store I went to had the TV I wanted in stock (although every one had it on display and Sears even had about ten of them on the floor), and the consumption of multiple doughnuts…

And yeah, I miss you too…

Art from 1970

 

Some pictures my mom sent me recently. You can click on them to see bigger versions if you’re really bored. I drew these about a month before my sixth birthday. Hmmm. Old supermarkets and dumpy motels. Funny that my interests haven’t really changed all that much since 1970…

It’s weird the things you notice and remember as a kid. Like the Better Business Bureau sign and the way the letters in neon signs all connected together. And I apparenty had this real obsession with different kinds of doors…

Anyhow, I think I did a pretty good rendering of Belk’s “Big B” for a five-year-old and I like my A&P. Pity I couldn’t quite manage to spell “Woolworth”…

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