I Love My Boy

How could I not love a boy who would willingly spend a Saturday afternoon driving me around so I could take pictures of old supermarkets in Sacramento? It was a good weekend; we ransacked a dying Kmart, hit thrift stores, and ate well on Saturday and then spent Sunday together in the front room playing with our databases (with the shades open so the neighbors could see)…

The only down side was when I tried to introduce Mark to the joys of jerk pork Saturday afternoon. We strolled into a place on Broadway in Sacramento which turned out to be from hell. Anyone know a really kick-ass Jamaican place in San Francisco so I can try again?

My Valentine

Why do I love you?

  • Because I’ve never once felt like I had to pretend to be anything other than what I am.
  • Because you have interests which range a little farther than current fashion and “Friends”.
  • Because, while I don’t agree with 100% of your political opinions, I have immense respect for the way you arrived at them.
  • Because you drive me around looking for old supermarkets in strange cities and can at least pretend to be amused by it.
  • Because you find sunshine and warm weather as depressing as I do.
  • Because you never make me watch E! or stupid reality shows.
  • Because you like Jane Jacobs just as much as I do.
  • Because you like Cheerwine almost as I much as I do too.
  • Because you’re a geography major.
  • Because you’re the cutest geography major who ever walked the face of the earth.
  • Because our first dinner date was at Denny’s.
  • Because you’re obsessively geeky.
  • Because you’ll never want to own a cat.
  • Because when I was commuting to Fresno, you always took me to see bands and never dragged me to queer bars.
  • Because you’re the most fun sex I’ve ever had.
  • Because you bought me that “L.A. Freeways” book. Twice.
  • Because you like Saturday morning cartoons and artificially-colored pancakes.
  • Because you think Wal-Mart is a good place to buy toilet paper rather than a vile affront to the proletariat.
  • Beacuse you keep a box of kleenex in your car.
  • Beacuse you leave your Chucks on sometimes.
  • Because you grew up in a mirror image of my hometown, with almost the same phone number as me, and with a mother who worked for the same, ummm, company as mine.
  • Because you’re a Mac supremacist.
  • Beacuse you write good dirty stories.
  • Beacuse you’re a sucker for good carnitas and good grits.
  • Beacuse you don’t get pissed off when my neck snaps every time I hear a skateboard roll by.
  • Because we laugh at the same things on TV (and at the same idiots walking down the street).
  • Because you understand the value of work.
  • Because you liked “Vertigo” and “Harold and Maude”.
  • Because when I wake up next to you in the middle of the night and look over at you, I feel so incredibly wonderful.
  • Because you managed to convince me that I didn’t necessarily need to live the rest of my life alone and refusing to love anyone.

Off to LA

Gone for the weekend, fleeing the bears, fireworks, and assorted chants and clichés in favor of cafeterias, Googie, and the heretofore unvisited Hollywood branch of Amoeba Records.

I love Los Angeles. This is not a sentiment which I’ve ever been embarrassed to admit, despite the fact that residents of San Francisco are not supposed to speak such heresy. But for a series of coincidences in 1991, I might be living there rather than here now anyway, and sometimes I still feel the slightest twinge of regret at my decision.

Yes, I realize that the perpetual sunshine and the relative lack of fog or rain would most likely make me suicidal. I understand that the lack of a real pedestrian focus (although there’s more of one than some people realize) might be annoying.

But LA is a city of magic and of dreams, and it holds a fascination for me like nowhere else, except perhaps Chicago and Detroit. It’s a place where I don’t particularly want to live, but where I could spend untold months exploring without getting bored.

Oddly enough, I’d never before had ample opportunity to do this exploring. My first trip was a quick affair, a drive-by on the way to San Diego in 1991. Later trips were always connected with work, either mine or that of a significant other, and never seemed to allow me any time to do what I wanted to do, see what I wanted to see, etc.

Against our better judgment, we left on the Friday afternoon which began President’s Day weekend. It was also Valentine’s Day. Our original goal was to stop by Fresno and see Mark’s sister, but we learned on the way down that she was out of town, so we headed straight for Bakersfield, with a stop in Coalinga and another for a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner at an Arby’s in a truck stop.

This trip would be different. There was no real agenda…

Bakersfield to LA

After a Saturday morning breakfast at my favorite Bakersfield diner (discovered six years ago on a trip to Las Vegas), we explored downtown for a little while, looking at interesting buildings and wandering through the remains of a classic Woolworth’s store which now houses an antique mall.

 

We stopped at Long’s for previsions and cash, and made our way toward the Grapevine, hoping that the mudslide from a couple of days before had been cleared. Fortunately, it had.

 

We had one of those mileage milestones near the summit, which was the most eventful part of the Grapevine leg. Finally, we arrived in Greater Los Angeles, which is to say that we were within 40 or 50 miles of the center of town. We passed Magic Mountain and all the assorted beige suburbs, and finally the freeways started getting bigger and more intense.

We arrived at the lovely Motel 6 – LAX in time to realize that we’d be sharing it with about a hundred youth soccer teams. This wouldn’t have been to much of a problem except that this particular Motel 6 was a former Howard Johnson’s hotel, about 10 stories tall with only elevator access to the rooms. Unsupervised kids and elevators are not a good combination. But there was a king-size bed and a balcony overlooking an off-ramp. It was good…

 

Saturday night dinner was at Clifton’s Cafeteria, which was a high spot on the agenda which we didn’t really have. I’d been here once before and it’s a most amazing place, the surviving link in a chain of cafterias from the 1930s. Clifton’s is a wonderful joint, with most of those cafeteria classics I miss from the south (except for the collard greens and fried okra), and I don’t come to LA without visiting if possible.

 

After dinner, we roamed around downtown LA for a while. Lots of people tend to forget that there actually IS a downtown LA, but it’s there in its faded glory. The department stores and most of the theatres are closed, but it’s still a lively place, with shops catering to a largely Latino clientele and at least one really cool rock-goth-skate shop where I was pretty excited to see that Vision Street Wear is back.

 

We headed back to the Motel 6 to, ummm, eliminate the heavy dinner, and then wandered back out toward Hollywood and the LA branch of Amoeba Music. The San Francisco and Berkeley branches will never be quite the same for me; this place is a huge mecca for music AND video, and we spent most of the vacation budget here. It was truly amazing…

 

Further driving ensued (Hollywood Boulevard on a Saturday night is a nightmare, by the way) and somehow we ended up going all the way to Burbank and Toluca Lake, where we had late-night food at the perfectly-preseved Bob’s Big Boy I’d visited once before with Duncan.

Then it was back to the Motel 6. The soccer kids were, alas, not asleep yet…

Covering Lots of Ground

 

Sunday morning. Breakfast required. Not an easy task, it seems. We tried Pann’s in Inglewood, which had an hour-plus wait. We tried Johnie’s at Wilshire and Fairfax (across from the old May Co. where Jan Brady bought the silver platter), but it was closed for good. We finally landed at a thoroughly generic IHOP in Hollywood.

 

Now fed, we tooled through Hollywood again, stopping by Amoeba so Mark could return something and I could take more pictures.

 

Afterward, we took a quick drive through the Hollywood Hills, visited the last Mayfair Market in existance on the planet, and headed for the sight (site?) I’d been craving all weekend. It was an unassuming little house on an unassuming little street in North Hollywood. It told the story of a lovely lady…

Yeah, you know the house…

 

We covered a lot of ground on this particular Sunday, most of it by freeway. Mark was itching to see “the stack”, and once we arrived, I knew why. It was quite amazing. It’s kind of nice to spend time in a city which is proud of its freeways rather than ashamed of them…

 

We also popped by LAX to see the Exposition Building, and to a Fry’s because, well, that’s what we do on the weekends, even in LA.

 

Being a freak for old shopping centers, I wanted to see the remains of the Braodway-Crenshaw center, an early example of an extremely well-designed center dating from about 1950. The two anchors were still standing, with the Broadway store having been turned into a Wal-Mart and the May Co. now a Robinsons-May. I was amazed to see it was still rather thriving, albeit in the midst of a suburb which was not exactly as middle-class as it had been fifty years ago.

Actually, the whole of Crenshaw Boulevard is an interesting cruise for those of us interested in old commercial architecture.

 

For the evening, we headed to Orange County, planning to eat in a restuarant at Knott’s Berry Farm which Mark remembered from his youth. Alas, it was not quite the same restaurant anymore, so we looked in vain for any interesting Googie architecture left in Anaheim, bought matching Snoopy mugs with our names on them, and went on our way.

 

We took a long surface route back home, stopping for dinner at a small Mexican place in La Habra, and looking for more neon. About half way home, I realized we were very close to the oldest operating McDonald’s in America, so we had to stop by there too. Afterward, it was back to the Motel 6 for our last night in the king-size bed.

 

Homeward Bound

 

President’s Day and home. We successfully had breakfast at Pann’s this time, covering my cravings for both Googie and grits. We also did a little cheap grocery shopping before returning to San Francisco, only partly so I could visit cool old Vons stores (most of which have been butchered inside since the Safeway takeover).

 

We made it through Ventura and beautiful downtown Oxnard, with its inexplicable “two-skyscrapers in the middle of a field” skyline. Soon, we were out of the city and its assorted field of influence and on the way to our planned dinner stop at McLintock’s in Pismo Beach. Interesting place, great food, and more Wranglers and cowboy boots than I’ve ever seen in one room in California. Note that I do NOT have a cowboy fetish, so this was merely a source of amusement.

The depressing sign suggested that our adventure in LA would soon be over…

In the News(paper)

All feelings about potential military action aside, you gotta love the simple truth of this letter in yesterday’s Chronicle:

I have to laugh every time I hear some peace demonstrator around here crow about how “courageous” it is to demonstrate against war. Courageous? It takes about as much courage to be anti-war in the Bay Area as it does to be anti-abortion in Vatican City.

And while I’m on the subject of newspapers, here’s one of the creepiest paragraphs I’ve read in quite a while, from Saturday’s LA Times. Note that the creepiness of what it says pales in comparison to the matter-of-fact manner in which it’s said:

The lack of a head and hands has stymied efforts to identify the woman, and police can only speculate as to why the knees were missing. Perhaps the knees carried identifying marks, Seyler said, or perhaps they simply didn’t fit inside whatever was use to transport the body parts.

Pictures from last weekend’s trip to LA (which will include no kneecap shots whatsoever, thanks) coming this weekend…

Randomly Monday

Random thoughts for a Monday afternoon:

  • What is wrong with our country and its priorities? How could the greatest nation on earth have gone so far downhill in such a short time? There are currently only eleven Howard Johnsons restaurants in operation nationwide (link via Jonno), while a quick scan of the white pages revealed that San Francisco alone is home to more than SIXTY Starbucks. How did we become a society which places a higher value on pretentious, overpriced coffee than on fried clam strips and ice cream? It’s sad…
  • This morning — as I do so many days — I watched a line of pedestrians crossing the Embarcadero midblock, against the light. Only this time, there was a car coming. Did the possibility of death by motor vehicle deter the hearty Bay Area pedestrians? Of course not. As a group, they somehow sensed that the protective safety cone provided by their own sense of self-satisfaction would no doubt protect them from any pain or inconvenience caused by an evil motorist. In fact, they looked down right surprised when the guy blew his horn to warn of his approach…It reminds me of the story of the guy who died after being hit by a car on a busy street. His tombstone read “He had the right of way.” These folks, alas, didn’t even have THAT going for them. Keep in mind that I’m a pedestrian much more frequently than I’m a motorist, and I too like to assert my rights. It is not, however, something I’m prepared to die over. I’m not sure what pisses me off more: the fact that these idiots were so quick to put their own lives (and that of the driver) in danger, or the fact that they managed to make me sympathize with some yuppie guy driving a Mercedes…
  • Those wacky tax and spend Republicans are at it again. The California GOP is now backing the multi-million dollar recall effort against Governor Gray Davis. Funny, I thought this particular party was supposed to be more concerned with eliminating wasteful spending than engaging in it. The idea is ludicrous; the recall will not be successful and its sole purpose is to soothe the egos of the party which managed to field a candidate so unappealing (Bill Simon) that he was unable to defeat the most unpopular politician in recent California history. Slimewad or not, Gray Davis won the election fair and decisively, which some would argue is far more than our current Republican President can say. Get the hell over it, people…
  • Quoth a Richmond “homeless advocate” in yesterday’s Chronicle, in response to that city’s ban of alcohol within 15 feet of parks: “Where are the homeless going to drink, if not in the parks?” Where indeed? The mind boggles…

Headaches and Bradys

You know what I like? I like not having a headache like the really nasty, vaguely debilitating one I had last night. Not having a headache makes me happy…

Only one person today noticed that I snuck in a new cover photo yesterday featuring yer humble host standing smack dab in front of the real live Brady Bunch house. Maybe I didn’t include enough of it. Or maybe no one cared. Anyway, more photos from LA coming soon, I promise…